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Showing posts with label with due seriousness. Show all posts

Smedley explains how the subconscious causes large numbers of deaths

An intriguing and fun question

Sick people often ask,

Why are there so many deaths?

This is a good question and we denialists have whiled away many enjoyable hours discussing it over fine wine.

Letter: transmissibility

Dear The Kafka Pandemic:

You asked about transmissibility. This is complicated and we don't think the general public will understand it.

Letter: treatments

Dear The Kafka Pandemic:

You asked about treatments for your predicament (or "pandemic disease" in your adorable wording).

Telekinesis and Occam's razor

[Editor's note: please welcome our guest.]

Scotland Yard have insisted on screening my mail and they once even pinned me to the ground until I agreed to let them.